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Taiwanese Peacock 

When you pour different colors of dye into a females (or males) anus then they proceed to fart and spurt out the dye resulting in a splatter of colors dripping and spraying out of his/her ass hole which resembles peacock feathers.
I was with Tayla last night and we did the Taiwanese Peacock and she gave my room a makeover.

Taiwanese hello

As seen in the YouTube video “Spoongebawb”, a Taiwanese hello is when you eat someone’s ass in public
Guy 1-Yo I just ate my girl’s ass in the middle of Central Park

Guy 2-Bro you gave her a Taiwanese hello, I respect it my man
Taiwanese hello by Iamtheman12345 December 22, 2020

Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

Taiwanese animation 

A short animated video depicting a news report, often in a humorous way. This format was popularized on Youtube by the Taiwanese animation company Next Media Animation.
Did you see that Taiwanese animation of Justin Bieber vomiting?

That Taiwanese animation of Sarah Palin shooting moose from a helicopter was so funny! LOL!
Taiwanese animation by vv007!!! October 5, 2012

Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker 

How Ryan Porisky really gets his money
"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."

Taiwanese Dave 

The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
Taiwanese Dave by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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