mms

make me smile;
usually written as 'u mms', meaning 'you make me smile', and may be used by people who get tired of the overused 'lol'

dude:"i don't need sex...school fucks me everyday..."
other dude:"rofl!"
the girlfriend:"u mms"

by jolee March 24, 2008

mms

Acronym for Minty Minty Spider: An extension of mint as in the use of shaba

chatter1: RAWR! our team just won!!
chatter2: mms

by bobdeveaux March 16, 2004

mms

Matchmaking system.
In multiplayer video games, matchmaking is the process of connecting players together for online play sessions.

Max: This mms always puts us against better players.
Robert: Yeah, I wonder if the developers will fix their crappy system.

by PuoluMasto December 31, 2016

mms

Munford middle school, it’s an acronym for the school. The cougars they’re called. May know them as they’re famously know for winning Bandmasters and Marcching in New York.

“Oh wow mms has won many trophies same as mhs over the years!”
*orgasm*

by School Shooter #2856 September 11, 2019

mms

my mother's sex. Vulgarization of Freud's well known oedipus complex, wich describes a men's subconscious desire to have sex with his mother

"I finally overcame my MMS complex trough a series of very expensive psychanalysis sessions"

by Philemoneous April 15, 2007

Mm Mm

Vaginal Sex. Plain old, unordinary sex.

That guy got some mm mm from that hot chick.

by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004

no mms

no mames

Professor: You’re 10 page essay is due today.
Student: NO MMS SIR

by FeKING May 14, 2018