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text book 

piece of shit that you are required to carry around during school weighs at least 20 pounds
dude this text book is so heavy

i know it is a piece of shit!!!
text book by UA gurl November 25, 2005

Text book 

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.
My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.
Text book by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014

text book 

satans tool of death
dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan
text book by Dis Dude January 13, 2008

TEXT-BOOK 

ADJ. WHEN AN EVIL ACT IS PERFORMED WITHOUT ERRORS.
THE WAY VERN TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND, "PERLA" ABOUT MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH KIM, WAS TEXT-BOOK HATING.
TEXT-BOOK by hlpjris2cool May 18, 2009

Text-book 

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.
Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.
Text-book by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010

History Text Book 

The symbolic name on the street for cash - money.
Ive got the history text book, now pass me the Pencil (street name for LSD) see Defintion of Pencil
History Text Book by Jamal Walker September 18, 2003
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