testicular suicide 

the killing of oneself with the use of testicles. Possibly strangling to death or being beat to death with the scrotum or testicles

Pablo was awed when he found the neck of a dead prostitute rapped around his scrotum this morning "testicular suicide"

testicular suicide by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Testicular suicide 

What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular suicide!

Testicular suicide by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular super-suicide 

What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!

Testicular super-suicide by yrgh October 5, 2025