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Being sideswiped with an unexpected comment or gesture, while you're already down. Being teshed has an emotional component to the unexpected sideswipeness, unlike being "sheshed".
"When I told her I loved her, she dumped me. And then when I was crying, she kicked me in the balls."

Reply: "Wow guy you got maad teshed"
teshed by cwiggum October 9, 2007
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Being heavily under the influence of alcohol. Usually to the point of not remembering your actions.
"Where did you go last night?"

"I can't remember, i was teshed!"
teshed by LambdaSig August 25, 2011
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teshed 

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to be completely and utterly wankered beyond repair/ pissed/ shit-faced.

derived from the Lambda Sigma fraternity (University of Lincoln) whose main initiation task is to remove letter 'H' from the pub THE SHED, to create TESHED.
'I was so teshed last night, I went for a naked swim in the Brayford with the Chicken Cottage staff. STANDARD BANTER'
teshed by mulz69 August 25, 2011

Teshed 

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"She teshed real quick...i didn't even look at her"
Teshed by L.Junior January 14, 2018

Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness 

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A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
You can go get checked through the Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness program

battle tested 

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You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.
You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.
battle tested by GTPxEOE June 1, 2019

Mad Tested. 

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When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.
Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.
Mad Tested. by Monstopher March 7, 2013
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