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tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other
1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."
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