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temelini 

Temelini is quite odd but also hilarious. They tend to find red heads with curly hair very attractive. Even though people may associate this person with tortillini, they still make the most out of everything.

If you ever find yourself stuck in the same room as a Temelini, consider yourself the most lucky person on the face of this planet. You may have to prepare yourself because Temelinis are so out of pocket that you may find yourself in a situation where you don’t know how to react. While in this room, this Temelini could perform such impulsive actions that you’ll find yourself on the floor, dying of laughter…or not.

Temelinis try to make others laugh and not take things to heart, but sometimes things that you say to them stick, and they don’t forgive…
I found myself on the ground when the Temelini stepped into the room.
temelini by Anonymous 00000000 January 3, 2023
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Timelining 

Searching your friends' old posts and liking them to make them embarrased of their old posts or just to troll them.

The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
"I just timelined my friend on facebook!"

"Let's go timelining!"
Timelining by partykivi November 10, 2012
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timelining 

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.
I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.
timelining by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012

timelining 

I was timelining chapter 2 for World History.
timelining by Laura K September 11, 2005

Xa Adiseo timelinias

In real world, the Earth takes 365.6 days to orbit the sun, forcing us to use messy "leap year" patches to fix the calendar. In this system named Xa Adiseo timelinias, this glitch is solved by recalibrating the clock so a year is exactly 365 days. By distributing those extra 0.6 days into every second of the year, the timeline becomes perfectly aligned without leap years, making time accurate, understandable, and fair.
Xa Adiseo timelinias is a good system which makes people happy who are born on leap years.
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