technified 

To take a simple task and overly describe it unnecessarily.

Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?

technified by Corndog59 March 9, 2018

Teachified 

The after matter of being teached or taught.

Hey, when did you get Teachified by Mrs. Pickles?

Teachified by TTV TriX_321 October 23, 2019

technicidal rage

A feeling of anguish and animosity caused by a malfunction or error encountered while dealing with modern technological devices, most commonly a computer.

Jack was filled with technicidal rage as he brought down the Almighty Hammer of Justice upon his screen-frozen iMac, bringing it to a messy demise.

technicidal rage by JD_man January 5, 2009

technicide 

The end result of becoming so infuriated at a piece of technology that one renders it useless by throwing it into a wall, dropping it out a window, taking a baseball bat to it, shooting it, etc. just to show once and for all who really is lord and master. See Office Space.

Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.

technicide by The Dumb Ox January 19, 2009

Technicide 

The murder of a machine of technological device.

Bryan through his phone against the wall today and broke it. He committed technicide again

Technicide by Bobdaman80 November 20, 2017

technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis 

A synththetic virus created by radical Muslims that attacks the colon by forming a deadly mold within the taeniae coli.

John -I'm not gonna make it man. Those bastards got me...I gots the technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis.

Steve -Does this mean I can have your ps3?

John -No... I'm donating it to starving Haitians

technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis by Jevl April 27, 2010

technisized

when one cannot seriously sing, you are given computerized vocals.

Brittney Spear's voice is very technisized.

technisized by HPGinHan April 16, 2009