Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?
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A feeling of anguish and animosity caused by a malfunction or error encountered while dealing with modern technological devices, most commonly a computer.
Jack was filled with technicidal rage as he brought down the Almighty Hammer of Justice upon his screen-frozen iMac, bringing it to a messy demise.
by JD_man January 5, 2009
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Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.
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John -I'm not gonna make it man. Those bastards got me...I gots the technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis.
Steve -Does this mean I can have your ps3?
John -No... I'm donating it to starving Haitians
Steve -Does this mean I can have your ps3?
John -No... I'm donating it to starving Haitians
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