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Sonic Team 

The most misnamed company in gaming history...Created the popular Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, made some of the best games ever during the Genesis era, and then proceeded to fuck it up beyond all recognition. The best Sonic games of recent years? No longer developed by Sonic Team.
Sonic Team developer: Furry culture is in right now! Lets give Sonic a human lover! That won't be disturbing in the least! Raises for everyone!

Sonic Team developer: Shadow the Hedgehog already can control time...WHO NEEDS THAT?! LETS GIVE HIM A GUN AND GENERIC RUBBER ALIENS TO FIGHT!!! Smart idea is smart...

Another stupid Sonic Team developer: Sonic games that allow you to play as Sonic? RIDICULOUS! Big the Cat and Charmy the Bee are clearly our best creations! Lets base over half the game on them!

Sonic Team *again*: Link has a sword....WELL CLEARLY A FUCKING HEDGEHOG NEEDS ONE TOO!!! IT MAKES SO MUCH CLEAR AND LOGICAL SENSE!!!

Sonic Team (as if you didn't already guess): Humm...Super Mario Sunshine has this Blue Coin collecting thing that everyone hates in an otherwise great and well developed game that simply prolongs the experience unnecessarily...LETS DO THE SAME THING WITH SUN AND MOON MEDALS ONLY TWICE AS MUCH OF THEM AND EVEN MORE POINTLESS BACKTRACKING!!! BRILLIANT...

Yet another stupid STD (that is their abbreviation): You know what's missing from the Sonic series? A WEREWOLF!!! THAT ISN'T A WEREWOLF!!! AND HAS STRETCHY ARMS AND A PURPLE MIDGET SIDEKICK!!!

Please restaff this entire division Sega...for the love of GOD.
Sonic Team by smc90 November 14, 2010

Sonic Team 

A group of greedy assholes who kill Sonic. See: Sonic Boom, Sonic Forces
Sonic Team has gone downhill ever since 2014, but Mania and the movie were good. Any true Sonic fan knows this.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008