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The most misnamed company in gaming history...Created the popular Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, made some of the best games ever during the Genesis era, and then proceeded to fuck it up beyond all recognition. The best Sonic games of recent years? No longer developed by Sonic Team.
Sonic Team developer: Furry culture is in right now! Lets give Sonic a human lover! That won't be disturbing in the least! Raises for everyone!

Sonic Team developer: Shadow the Hedgehog already can control time...WHO NEEDS THAT?! LETS GIVE HIM A GUN AND GENERIC RUBBER ALIENS TO FIGHT!!! Smart idea is smart...

Another stupid Sonic Team developer: Sonic games that allow you to play as Sonic? RIDICULOUS! Big the Cat and Charmy the Bee are clearly our best creations! Lets base over half the game on them!

Sonic Team *again*: Link has a sword....WELL CLEARLY A FUCKING HEDGEHOG NEEDS ONE TOO!!! IT MAKES SO MUCH CLEAR AND LOGICAL SENSE!!!

Sonic Team (as if you didn't already guess): Humm...Super Mario Sunshine has this Blue Coin collecting thing that everyone hates in an otherwise great and well developed game that simply prolongs the experience unnecessarily...LETS DO THE SAME THING WITH SUN AND MOON MEDALS ONLY TWICE AS MUCH OF THEM AND EVEN MORE POINTLESS BACKTRACKING!!! BRILLIANT...

Yet another stupid STD (that is their abbreviation): You know what's missing from the Sonic series? A WEREWOLF!!! THAT ISN'T A WEREWOLF!!! AND HAS STRETCHY ARMS AND A PURPLE MIDGET SIDEKICK!!!

Please restaff this entire division Sega...for the love of GOD.
by smc90 November 11, 2010
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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