Teagies, n.
Tea-party
orgies.
When your lovely tea-party starts
evolving into a raucous multi-patner sex jamborie, it is traditionally called a "Teagie" or the proper,
English Orgy.
things you might overhear at a Teagie:
"I say, Mr. Farcy hosts the most stimulating Teagies that I have ever been a part of!"
"Yes,
would you kindly pass me the Earl Gray and take off your pants?"
"Oh that's the spot. A little
to the left. And hand me a crumpet."
"Would you
like a little jam on your toast? *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*"