Teakell

1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.

2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.

1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.

2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.

Teakell by CR-Pyro October 17, 2007

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will teakell

a hot ass bitch whomst everyone wants to fuck

will teakell is so hot

will teakell by whore3400 October 1, 2017

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Teakell • will teakell • teaella • Tekella

Tekella

A very pretty girl she is also petty and mean when she has to be she is not easy to get along with and is very honest also a very easy person to talk to.

Tekella is so petty

Tekella by Tekella January 26, 2019

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teaella

a weave snatcher with incredible talent and the ability to make you feel like a piece of crap in a matter if seconds

teaella just beat tony

teaella by WolfdenXD June 19, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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