Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".
A very popular thing to say at parties.
A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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