Tea pot 

1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.

1. "Here mate you're standing like a tea pot"
"Oh shit! Cheers mate"

2."That bloke who just put The Village People on the juke box is a right tea pot"
"You're right, shame there's no Pet Shop Boys"

Tea pot by gonkenstien August 16, 2012

Tea Pot 

Someone with a very short and stout penis,in refernce to the childhood song

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"

Tea Pot by TacehT November 23, 2004

tea pot 

a black person from England. Commonly found to have a SCHTEENY SCHWEENY ie a small cock

mat you are a black tea pot

tea pot by c.bone October 2, 2007

tea pot 

When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot

Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night

tea pot by mreps1983 February 18, 2011

Tea Pot 

An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.

Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.

Tea Pot by stevofranco September 16, 2011

tea pot 

1- a pot used for brewing tea in.

2- a sexual 'toy' used in the process of 'tea potting'

darling! go fetch the tea pot, im up for a dirty one tonight.

tea pot by evil bob August 30, 2006

Tea-Pot 

Someone who is or who will be teabagged over Xbox Live. Can be used as an insult to offend someone you're planning to own in a match.

Alex joined the Halo 3 Lone Wolves match "Yo Tea-Pots prepare for some serious Tea Baggage"

Tea-Pot by A1EX COUL July 6, 2009