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taylorswiftboat 

verb; to preempt, disrupt or sabotage a person or their cause by grandstanding, upstaging or dissembling to the point of violation as in the 2009 vma's or the 2004 presidential campaign.
tayor swift + swiftboat = taylorswiftboat
taylorswiftboat by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

Taylor Swifted 

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.
Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.
Taylor Swifted by FMTPO January 16, 2010

Taylor Swifted 

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.
Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."
Taylor Swifted by AeroNova March 16, 2017

Taylor Swifted 

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.
Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.

Taylor Swifted 

When your ex writes a song about you but never actually uses your name. Also known as "Swifted" or "Getting Swifted"
You dont want to date a songwriter, you guys might break up and the next thing you know, you're getting Taylor Swifted.
Taylor Swifted by Lordkeltic April 26, 2020

taylorswifereal 

hottest, sexist, nicest, funniest person in the whole entire world. i love them so bad because they make me so happy and make me smile. one day we will be famous and have a lot of cats. i love them so much.
omg is that taylorswifereal!?

they are so amazing!
taylorswifereal by zourrylol June 10, 2021