tatus 

The perineum. A retrospectively developed latinate variation on taint. Origionally referring to a brace of freshly killed rabbits, taint came to be primarily associated with that part of the rabbit anatomy most readily available to inspection when strung upside-down upon the end of a stick. Tatus is taint's more refined cousin, having been exorcised of its residual provincial overtones.

Rusty - "Dad, is it wrong to touch another man's tatus?"

Rusty Senior - "Not at all. Now cut away the gusset son - a tatal inspection is in order"

tatus by Andrew Piglet July 16, 2008

Tatus 

A singular "person" which normally lives in the internet, is in discord, and plays pokeymans.

"Hey do u have a tatus" "it's right here!"

Tatus by Thwt July 8, 2018

Tatus 

Noun: God Of Stupidity
Ajdective: Catastrophically stupid

What a Tatus Moment!

Tatus by Godhome: Hall of Gods February 4, 2024

Tatus 

Mighty god of Stupidity

"Deepest silence in holy skull,
Given fail and named not Bright,
Bound by pain and beg and cell,
Hear Our plea! Review thy Might!"

- Prayer to the Vessel; Tatus the Dumbest

Tatus by Godhome: Hall of Gods February 4, 2024

Tatus 

Mighty God of nothingness

No Mind to think
No Will to break
No Voice to cry suffering

Deepest silence in holy cell
Given fail and named not bright
Bound by pain and named not bright
Hear our plea, reveal thy might

Tatus, sealed in the Black Vault above
Through it's sacrifice, the world suffers eternal

Tatus by Godseeker March 28, 2024

Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".

Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.

Hakuna your tatas by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014

tatstak 

Slang for a female's breasts. Normally used as part of a demand - never a request.

Link checked the tatstak. What a nice tatstak!

tatstak by johnmguy November 21, 2011