The perineum. A retrospectively developed latinate variation on taint. Origionally referring to a brace of freshly killed rabbits, taint came to be primarily associated with that part of the rabbit anatomy most readily available to inspection when strung upside-down upon the end of a stick. Tatus is taint's more refined cousin, having been exorcised of its residual provincial overtones.
Rusty - "Dad, is it wrong to touch another man's tatus?"
Rusty Senior - "Not at all. Now cut away the gusset son - a tatal inspection is in order"
Rusty Senior - "Not at all. Now cut away the gusset son - a tatal inspection is in order"
by Andrew Piglet July 16, 2008
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Get the Tatus mug."Deepest silence in holy skull,
Given fail and named not Bright,
Bound by pain and beg and cell,
Hear Our plea! Review thy Might!"
- Prayer to the Vessel; Tatus the Dumbest
Given fail and named not Bright,
Bound by pain and beg and cell,
Hear Our plea! Review thy Might!"
- Prayer to the Vessel; Tatus the Dumbest
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No Mind to think
No Will to break
No Voice to cry suffering
Deepest silence in holy cell
Given fail and named not bright
Bound by pain and named not bright
Hear our plea, reveal thy might
No Mind to think
No Will to break
No Voice to cry suffering
Deepest silence in holy cell
Given fail and named not bright
Bound by pain and named not bright
Hear our plea, reveal thy might
by Godseeker March 28, 2024
Get the Tatus mug.An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".
Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".
I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".
I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...
Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
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