tater pimp

A boy who makes up terms for crude sex acts he never has - and likely never will - perform on a woman.

Can also be used to describe a boy who makes it a point to know the definitions of all these terms so that he appears to know more about sex or be more sexually experienced than his peers.
When I overheard him talking to his friends about giving her a dirty sanchez and a paczki on the same night, I knew he was nothing but a tater pimp.
by nifer September 10, 2006
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