tart shart 

when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.

thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.

tart shart by masterssons anderbansty June 1, 2009

shart tart 

an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.

awww shart tart!
or
sarah quit being such a shart tart.

shart tart by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011

shart on a tart 

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

shart on a tart by Joshua September 28, 2004

shart on a tart 

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

shart on a tart by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

tardshart 

Tardshart is used when a person with a mental disability tries to fart, but instead they poop themselves.

An autistic person farts and then freaks out because, there is a little bit more than a fart present.
"That autistic person is screaming because, they accidentally tardsharted."

tardshart by Dogturds September 21, 2023