tardfog

The wave of particles that emanates from the brains of idiots. Anyone in its path are potential victims.

When he addressed the audience, a tardfog was released and lowered the IQ of everyone in the room.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

Tardogoloid

Tardogoloid is said to someone whenever they act retarded and also like a mong so basically mega retarded

Mike: dude look at james hes so retarded
Lucas: Retarded? More like Tardogoloid
Mike: Oh shit you right you are so right he is a tardogoloid thanks mate i will put that in my dictionary thanks so much

by Conqueror April 6, 2020

tardfounded

To stand there dumbfounded at the sheer stupidity of some people

Sheila stood there tardfounded as you listen to someone so incredibly stupid

by Ashwilderone June 6, 2018

Tardfounded

That really awkward moment when you're standing there, mouth hanging open, head tilted, blinking repeatedly because your brain just can't comprehend the magnitude of absolute stupidity of another person.

I was standing there tardfounded watching Todd puking all over himself after eating that Tide pod and slamming fireball while taking the pod challenge.

by rbucek June 6, 2018

Tardfag

Someone who is simultaneously a Tard and fag at the same time

man, Ethan sure is a Tardfag, lets go rape his moM!

by Rob John October 24, 2007

Tardog

Short for "Tard Dog", a stupid dog.

Ray: Your dog peed on the sofa
Steve: I know, he's such a tardog.

by Brawndo QC July 27, 2010

Tardfolk

A specific genus of otherkin, defined as individuals who strongly identify with mentally retarded people, and who adopt the mannerisms, behaviors, and intellectual limitations of the mentally retarded in an effort to better assimilate into their ranks, often with laughable results, intentional or otherwise.

BREAKING NEWS: A man broke into the lion pen at the zoo today and ran around inside for several minutes, playing a trumpet really loudly, before finally getting mauled by several of the feline occupants, and barely escaping with serious injuries. When the authorities interrogated the man about his motives, he stated “this was my initiation into the tardfolk”.

by Throbbing Clut Of Justice! October 13, 2018