tandem tan

The practice of two individuals tanning in a tanning bed for two, whereby the subjects enter into a dual suite for the purposes of obtaining a tan by exposure to UV light. Often used in gay-friendly facilities.

Mario tandem tanned at the 12th street gym for too long, now he looks like George Hamilton.

by liebman July 31, 2009

Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.

"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."

by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011

Power tandem

Two power tops who eat, sleep and ravish two unwilling bound and gagged partners together, simultaneously clasping hands, smiling, looking longingly into each others eyes, sharing a most intimate moment and listening to White Snake.

Bill and Jim are exhausted from their power tandem last night.

by Power_tandem April 15, 2010

tandem

A term used by street drifters to simplify the act of drifting around together. This term is also used by gamers in GTA, Forza, Need for Speed, etc.

Hey Nick, you wanna tandem tonight?

Yeah bro. I'm up for a tandem.

by StrxfestrxfeStrxfw June 25, 2018