Tan Pants 

When you see a chick who is questionable to be of age. Usually a chick who is at high school level but can almost pass for a older woman. Its usually that chick you really have to sit and look at before you even have the thought of sex come to mind. The males version of "spider senses".

Guy 1: Man that chick is hot, I'd love to sit that in my lap and grind her out like good coffee

Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?

Guy 1: No...

Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked

Guy 1: Whatever dude

Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.

Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*

Tan Pants by Mc Mondo Michaels October 22, 2011

Tan-pants 

When used in a sentence one could say; "she's so 'Tan-pants'" which means a yuppie chick or guy that live in the most surburban part of an urban city.

Example "The Gold Coast area in Chicago, is so Full of 'Tan-Pantsers'"
Or "Josh is such a 'tan-pantser'" he's watching football all weekend long at that yuppie college bar in Lincoln Park." "Tracy is so 'Tan-Pants' with her stupid Tiffany jewelry."

Tan-pants by TheGirlTokyo April 29, 2005

Tan Pants Man 

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

Tan Pants Man by SOG3 January 7, 2021

tanpants 

When used in a sentence one could say; "she's so 'tanpants'" which means a yuppie chick or guy that live in the most surburban part of an urban city.

Example "The Gold Coast area in Chicago, is so Full of 'tanpantsers'"
Or "Josh is such a 'tan-pantser'" he's watching football all weekend long at that yuppie college bar in Lincoln Park." "Tracy is so 'tanpants' with her stupid Tiffany jewelry."

tanpants by TheGirlTokyo April 30, 2005