tamponjockey 

someone who masterbates with a tampon.. riding the tampon

I have heard that girl is into some weird shit..People say she is a tamponjockey!

tamponjockey by twistdbitch420 January 19, 2010

Tampon Jockey 

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

Tampon Jockey by Mindy B. April 25, 2008