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talk me off 

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent
1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.
talk me off by TooSick4U November 4, 2006

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.
I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

Talk the hair off a monkey. 

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.
Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

talk the ass off a brass monkey 

somebody who talks a lot
LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".

Talk the ear off a deaf person 

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own
Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!

he could talk the dick off a wombat 

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".