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Talaiporiaphobia
Suzanne wanted to marry a rich guy because she had talaiporiaphobia.
She thought it best not to pursue a possibly challenging path because she had talaiporiaphobia.
Submitted by Senzo Spencer Tsibande
She thought it best not to pursue a possibly challenging path because she had talaiporiaphobia.
Submitted by Senzo Spencer Tsibande
Talaiporiaphobia by Mkhontweni August 28, 2021
thalasin
An emotion enhancing drug discontinued somewhere between 1985 and 2015, all that is really known about this drug besides the fact that it in fact did enhance emotions is that it had strange side effects that were defined as "new emotions" it is believed that 20-50 people died because of these side effects
thalasin by Greg millar March 10, 2021
thalasin
Emotion drug known to cure emotionlessness as well as make new emotions (discontinued for unknown reasons)
thalasin by Greg millar March 10, 2021
Thalasin Plus
Thalasin Plus by icybus June 9, 2021
Talari syndrome
The act of saying something, but then going completely quiet and unresponsive for a while after. Usually occurs during phone calls etc.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
Person 2: Yeah go-ahead
Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*
Person 2: Whatever man
Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...
Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.
Person 2: Yeah go-ahead
Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*
Person 2: Whatever man
Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...
Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.
Talari syndrome by AnuPekkaSaukko June 12, 2022
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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