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take two 

usually a command to take two standing aids on a moving bus though its certain if you hold on to them they will break/ snap under your weight
Carney: take two
Kiara: *recluctantly takes two straps on the bus
are you calling me fat ?
Carney: no
*shoves a third to kiara after a second glance
Kiara: *takes the thrid...
take two by YoureAmazing December 17, 2008

Take Two 

The second packing of any marijuana smoking device. Generally, resulting is a change of passing direction, either from clockwise to counterclockwise, or counterclockwise to clockwise.

Also, Take Three, Take Four, etc. can be used to define subsequent packings, all of which result in a passing direction change.
"Man, this bowl is cashed..."
"Take Two!!"
"Tuesdays!"

...3 minutes later....

"Man, this bowl is cashed... man"
"Take Three!!... man"
"Let's go get food from Krystal's, man!"
Take Two by BothTyrants July 30, 2007

take-two interactive 

A dumb publisher who published GTA V and only cares about money and not their players. Doesn't support SINGLEPLAYER modding and counts it as illegal. Basically a bunch of fag publishers.
Yo, you got that Fuck Take-Two Interactive blimp?
Of course.

Take two beers and pop the slide 

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

take two baths 

Kiss my ass.
If you don't like me, take two baths.
take two baths by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

Take two fucking words 

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.
animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.
Take two fucking words by dcoder March 29, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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