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take care of 

To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, [handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.
Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.

take care of that ass 

when ya gonna let me take care of that ass?

take care of those flowers wrong number 

A line from "Flowers From 1970" that Dream said
Dream: Take care of those flowers wrong number

Take care of the kid 

To satisfy someone sexually; orally, usually to repay a favor.
"Sure I'll pay for your drinks, but you gotta Take care of the kid, know what I mean?
Take care of the kid by ArthurLange February 12, 2009

Take care of myself 

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.

take care of some very important business 

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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