take a load off

to sit down and/or relax

Come on in and take a load off.

take a load off by Light Joker May 2, 2006

take a load off

to rest by sitting down

"Do you mind if I take a load off? I have been walking forever.

take a load off by Bogdano September 18, 2007

take a load off

To calm down by means of masturbation and ejaculation in stressful situations.

Come on John, Calm yo' tits, go home and take a load off.

take a load off by FerninandJokerhouse December 29, 2020

take a load off

To poo and really relax afterwards

Hey Steve, I just went to take a load off and now I am hungry.

take a load off by HandleInUse69 January 3, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019