taid

bad, wrong, messed up, broken, not fuctioning correctly, lame, dirtied up.
After the party, my apartment was totally taid. After the party I was taid!
by Taioneon July 09, 2011
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Taids

Getting a STD from someone going down on you with bad teeth.

It has been said the germs inside rotten and or missing teeth will cause this infection
She got Taids last night at the party where 18 men went down on her in a miata
by Steve says: January 23, 2011
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Todd AIDS. Bad luck. A Jinx. The Mush. The cooler. When he speaks, it is the kiss of death.
1. When you are sitting at the blackjack table with Todd or someone like him, and they say "you've got a winner with your 20" and then the dealer pulls 21 with 8 cards. TAIDS.

2. When you are watching your fantasy football team, and your player is having a good game, Todd comments on that and then your player gets hurt and is out for the year. TAIDS
by No MAS August 28, 2012
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Taid

hard to get to know but hella fucking cool once you do. insanely funny but dark sense of humor. will randomly drop stuff about their past that leave you taken aback for a minute, but leads you closer to them in the end. sort of weird but really cool. they’re also super helpful. at the end of the day, they’re different than anyone else you know, and you’re lucky as hell to know one.
“Hey, did you talk to Taid?”

Oh yeah, he made this super dark joke about death
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Taide

German name not a common one. Just like this dude.
Hey Taide !
by Julien93 February 16, 2017
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When you step on a rusty nail and miraculously get aids (probably from a human bean) afterwards.
Did you hear about Susan? She got taids yesterday.
by Bean.Mach October 12, 2017
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Taide

Taide is a female name said like Tieday. If you ever meet a Taide they are an amazing, beautiful person that you will be so happy you got to know them. She's a super nice and kinda and loyal person. She's athletic and loves music. Seems quiet before you meet her but she turns out to be a real party. She's one of the most smexy girls you will ever meet. If you know a Taide, let her know how happy you are that she is in your life. Just like her name, she's a very unique individual and you will never meet anyone quite like her. You must be really special if she chose you as a friend or just chose you in any way. She's really easy to love and has a beautiful laugh and smile. Friends are very valuable to her so don't ever ditch a taide. Any taide would do anything for any of her friends at any time. Just know you are very lucky to know a Taide because they are unique and will care about you more than you think. They will value every one of their friends and would be heartbroken if they lost them. If you know a Taide she's probably thinking about what she can do next to help you feel better and thinking of how awesome you are in her eyes. She loves to meet new people. She feels insecure alot and that's why she helps others so much so don't put her down to much. She loves to be teased at times and to be silly with friends.
Taide(Tieday)
Jessica: my friend Taide is awesome!!
Brad: I want to get to know her then!
by Name_guru May 17, 2022
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