Taids

Getting a STD from someone going down on you with bad teeth.

It has been said the germs inside rotten and or missing teeth will cause this infection

She got Taids last night at the party where 18 men went down on her in a miata

by Steve says: January 23, 2011

Taids

When you step on a rusty nail and miraculously get aids (probably from a human bean) afterwards.

Did you hear about Susan? She got taids yesterday.

by Bean.Mach October 12, 2017

TAIDS

Todd AIDS. Bad luck. A Jinx. The Mush. The cooler. When he speaks, it is the kiss of death.

1. When you are sitting at the blackjack table with Todd or someone like him, and they say "you've got a winner with your 20" and then the dealer pulls 21 with 8 cards. TAIDS.

2. When you are watching your fantasy football team, and your player is having a good game, Todd comments on that and then your player gets hurt and is out for the year. TAIDS

by No MAS August 28, 2012

Taid

hard to get to know but hella fucking cool once you do. insanely funny but dark sense of humor. will randomly drop stuff about their past that leave you taken aback for a minute, but leads you closer to them in the end. sort of weird but really cool. they’re also super helpful. at the end of the day, they’re different than anyone else you know, and you’re lucky as hell to know one.

“Hey, did you talk to Taid?”

“Oh yeah, he made this super dark joke about death”

by kcpeanut June 18, 2019

Taide

German name not a common one. Just like this dude.

Hey Taide !

by Julien93 February 16, 2017

taid

bad, wrong, messed up, broken, not fuctioning correctly, lame, dirtied up.

After the party, my apartment was totally taid. After the party I was taid!

by Taioneon July 9, 2011

TAIDS

A Type of Disease that makes your toes (usually big toe) appear to have some sort of discoloration.

Symptoms- Staggering pain throughout your toe; bleeding and swelling.

Looks like you toe fucked a zombie.

James has TAIDS after a stool was dropped on his foot at spoons.

by RoamingRooster March 25, 2020