Taxton 

A person who is Half-Korean, Half-Mexican and has a British accent. Taxtons have their own version of the Illuminati called "Taxtonomy" in which people worship Swag.

Tariah: Omg, look at that swag bitch over there.
Tyler: Damn, they must be a Taxton!
Paxton: Damn straight they is.

Taxton by Taxton Chay June 16, 2013

Thaxton

A term used to describe someone being snacthed or yanked around violently

That dude got thaxtoned

Thaxton by Tank 48 January 17, 2017

Thaxton

A term used to describe someone being snacthed or yanked around violently

That dude got thaxtoned

Thaxton by Tank 48 January 17, 2017

tatonkadonk 

1. A large hairy(human)butt. Usually male.
2. A buffalo's behind.

When the plumber bent over I noticed his tatonkadonk!

tatonkadonk by Steve Brown August 30, 2008

Taxbongo 

Similar to Farbongo, a cross between Taxbama and Obongo. Mostly used in jest to caricature people who have made these dumb names for Obama.

Taxbongo stole mah monnies to fund his soshulizms!

Taxbongo by Obama the seekrit mooselimb December 15, 2011

Tony Thaxton 

Drummer for pop-punk band Motion City Soundtrack.
He's known for his love of Star Wars and his affection for Ben Folds.

"Tony Thaxton is fucking amazing."

Tony Thaxton by Ongie July 6, 2006

textonym 

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room

'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'

textonym by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007