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A person who is Half-Korean, Half-Mexican and has a British accent. Taxtons have their own version of the Illuminati called "Taxtonomy" in which people worship Swag.

Tariah: Omg, look at that swag bitch over there.
Tyler: Damn, they must be a Taxton!
Paxton: Damn straight they is.

Taxton by Taxton Chay June 16, 2013

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Thaxton

A term used to describe someone being snacthed or yanked around violently

That dude got thaxtoned

Thaxton by Tank 48 January 17, 2017

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Thaxton

A term used to describe someone being snacthed or yanked around violently

That dude got thaxtoned

Thaxton by Tank 48 January 17, 2017

tatonkadonk

1. A large hairy(human)butt. Usually male.
2. A buffalo's behind.

When the plumber bent over I noticed his tatonkadonk!

tatonkadonk by Steve Brown August 30, 2008

Taxbongo

Similar to Farbongo, a cross between Taxbama and Obongo. Mostly used in jest to caricature people who have made these dumb names for Obama.

Taxbongo stole mah monnies to fund his soshulizms!

Taxbongo by Obama the seekrit mooselimb December 15, 2011

Tony Thaxton

Drummer for pop-punk band Motion City Soundtrack.
He's known for his love of Star Wars and his affection for Ben Folds.

"Tony Thaxton is fucking amazing."

Tony Thaxton by Ongie July 6, 2006

textonym

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room

'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'

textonym by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026