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When a female smacks you in the face with her vagina

Oh shit, I just got taco stamped

Taco Stamp by Rusty schackelford May 13, 2005

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Taco Stamp

When a woman spreads her legs and squats down to press her vagina right on a surface creating a stamp

I pulled down my underwear, crawled on my boyfriend and taco stamped his thigh

Taco Stamp by PotatoPotato5 October 15, 2018

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taco stamp

The mark left on a night club seating surface by the vulva of a pantyless female wearing a short skirt and experiencing nascent menses.

Look! The chick that was just sitting here left a taco stamp! Nasty!

taco stamp by dominant_driver August 29, 2015

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greasy taco stamp

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.

Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.

greasy taco stamp by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017

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taco stamping

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.

I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.

taco stamping by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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