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Taco Stamp

When a female smacks you in the face with her vagina
Oh shit, I just got taco stamped
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Taco Stamp

When a woman spreads her legs and squats down to press her vagina right on a surface creating a stamp
I pulled down my underwear, crawled on my boyfriend and taco stamped his thigh
Taco Stamp by PotatoPotato5 October 15, 2018

taco stamp

The mark left on a night club seating surface by the vulva of a pantyless female wearing a short skirt and experiencing nascent menses.
Look! The chick that was just sitting here left a taco stamp! Nasty!
taco stamp by dominant_driver August 29, 2015

greasy taco stamp 

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.
Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.
greasy taco stamp by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017

taco stamping 

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.
I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.
taco stamping by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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