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taco block

Like a cock block, but perpetrated by a female.
I was eyeballing a cute guy at that party last Thursday but I got taco blocked by that girl with the curly hair before I could make my move.
by L_Ho February 5, 2010
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taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011
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pink taco block-o

The female version of a cock block. This occurs when a woman is lustful of another man, but a fellow woman is preventing her from initiating the sexual encounter.
LanTesha: Yo bitch, what the fuck was that? You knows I want DeAndre for a long ass time.
Kanresha: Bullshit, ho! You frontin'! DeAndre just wanted to chill with us all.
LanTesha: Fuck you, ho! You just bein' a pink taco block-o! I could had that dick all up in my grill.
by Tompkins3892 October 16, 2008
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Taco Blocked

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.
Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.
by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008
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Taco Blocko

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. The action of one female intercepting cock or otherwise stopping another female from receiving cock.
Chelsey was going to take Jake home and fuck his brains out but that bitch/slut Hillary gave her the taco blocko and blew him in the bathroom.
by El Brendito October 11, 2006
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taco blocko

When a girl sleeps in between her two girlfriends who would have otherwise had sex.
One straight chick, or psudo-straight, between two chicas that want to be together that night. Taco Blocko.....
by Jock via Nariy March 7, 2011
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Taco-Blocker

A girl who blocks the taco. Female equivalent of cock block
They were about do the dirty when..... taco-blocker called and ruined the mood.


She was about to make her move, but then a taco-blocker stole the scene.
by elleandbab February 19, 2009
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