taco Jessus
taco Jessus by butterwolf April 20, 2018
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Taco Jesus
When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus
1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
Taco Jesus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019
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taco Jessus • Taco Jesus • jewish jesus taco • Swedish Jesus Taco • Taco Bell • taco • Taco Tuesday • taco-meat • taco cat • taco salad
Swedish Jesus Taco
When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX
Swedish Jesus Taco by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010
jewish jesus taco
When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
jewish jesus taco by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013
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