tables the turn

A term which means to have the your power over someone flipped for you to become the powerless. This is humorous variation of "turn the tables" made to subvert expectation by flipping the order of words around, creating an absurdly worded sentence. Alternatively, the past tense of this phrase is "the turns have tabled"
I had enough of bossing me around, now it is me that tables the turn.
by Michael Washboard July 07, 2022
mugGet the tables the turnmug.

turning tables

to change a situation so that you now have an advantage over someone who previously had an advantage over you turning tables" means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
turning tables means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.
by bagherzadeh June 03, 2020
mugGet the turning tablesmug.

Turn table

A sexual manuaver: Where you constantly switching between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in one direction either clockwise or anti clock wise.
Last night I had this girl ontop like a Turn table. I spun her like record remix on my penis.
by DrBrodan January 17, 2011
mugGet the Turn tablemug.

turn tables

where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round
the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables
by Slangwordmasta June 06, 2016
mugGet the turn tablesmug.
When you go for a side and charlie murphy comes at yo ass with a front and security must be called. When they arrive the tables have turned darkness.
by Charlie murphy!! August 24, 2008
mugGet the The tables have turned darknessmug.

How the turn tables

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.
David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables
by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019
mugGet the How the turn tablesmug.

Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.
Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.
by paulypizza November 10, 2012
mugGet the Mexican Turn Tablemug.