t.u 

Slang for the University of Texas used by students at Texas A&M university. Two great schools in the USA and in Texas.

We really fucked t.u today! It was even close.

t.u by EBOLA VIRUS May 15, 2007

T U 

TURN UP, TURNT UP

Man, the club was T U tonight..

T U by Bucknasty June 21, 2012

t.u. 

What Aggies call The University of Texas. t.u. respectively stands for "Texas University," implying that UT is not the one state university, but really just another college down the road. Many wonder why Aggies have so much contempt for t.u. - probably because an overwhelming number of arrogant, ignorant Longhorns look down upon Texas A&M and think everyone there is an uneducated hick, while assuming that UT is better than them at everything and that no one outside of Texas has heard of TAMU. That's why they call UT t.u.

"I can't wait till the lonestar showdown to see Texas A&M beat the hell outta t.u."

t.u. by NDW November 12, 2007

T U 

Turnt Up

Can be heard being used on Waka Flocka Flame's Mixtape, LeBron Flocka James 3 (Track 8)

That Party Last Night Was T U
We So T U

T U by OFWGriff July 31, 2012

t.u. 

The gay ass name Aggies came up with for The University of Texas. They think its hilariously clever. But in reality, it just makes them all look dyslexic and ignorant.

"T.U. is not funny. It is NOT insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn."-Jim Rome

t.u. by texasforevabiotch June 16, 2010

t.u. 

Short for "texas university," t.u is a name that followers of Texas A&M use to describe the University of Texas. Such a nickname implies that UT is a university in Texas rather than THE University of Texas, no matter what the Texas state Constitution might say. Additionally, they don't capitalize it because, they claim, UT isn't important enough to be capitalized, but in doing, they're actually denigrating their own state, so the non-capitalization most likely stems from the fact that the vast majority of Aggies happen to be illiterate. As a result, it becomes one of the few insults in the world that disrespects the insulter's own state and its constitution while simultaneously making the insulter appear uneducated and illiterate (a common byproduct of a Texas A&M "education"), while doing virtually nothing to actually insult the insultee.

Agnes the Aggie: "Eww, you're going to t.u."
Larry the Longhorn: "Aww, that's cute... Even a Sooner could come up with a more coherent insult than that! By the way, I hope you're not too upset about not getting into UT."

t.u. by hookemhorns124 September 29, 2012

T.U. 

to tense up.- full tightening of all muscles in your body.

to piss someone off or catch them off guard.

like if someone jumps in your face and says "do you want a piece of me?" then you T.U. and say "not in my ass I don't!" usually followed by a "ck ck ck". Or to T.U. a trucker parked on the side of the interstate by means of check wipe and say"ha ha that will T.U. his ass.

T.U. by hett725 May 5, 2010