t-pee

t-pee the ejaculation into one's face, smearing it over the face with the penis, then taking tissue and sticking it onto the face.

" you just got t-peed, vu! "

by passyunk funk March 4, 2008

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.

hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019

don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

don’t pee january

a month where you don’t pee

oh man i can’t pee because it is in fact don’t pee january

by anikanISblack December 2, 2020

Don't pee your cords

A verbal warning for a person that is so intent on moving you quickly, that they seem on the brink of peeing their new corduroy pants.

She was yelling at me, so I told her "don't pee your cords".

by Trace Davis May 6, 2008

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”

“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la

by kai_nyx April 9, 2022

Can't even pee hole

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.

I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

by NoAdultingDoneHere May 25, 2016