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Don’t water in me 

Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.

you can't hold water

Means you can't keep any secrets period
OMG I told Alyssa to keep the engagement a secret but she blew the surprise. I told her "you can't hold water damn"
you can't hold water by Ladycola September 3, 2016

can't hold water 

When you confide in someone and they immediately tell someone else when you told them not to

Cant keep a secret
I told Alicia furtively about my vaginal disease and the next day I found out that she told her boyfriend, and the cheer team! Black people can't hold water for nothing!
can't hold water by Cindyloohoo March 5, 2014

Women can't see water 

means women require another medium to see themselves in. that medium is metaphorically water. they observe themselves so much through the lens of others, and they can no longer feel a sense of comfort when that medium is gone. like water, which u see ur reflection in, women cant see themselves for who they truly are and rely on these external mediums to see themselves in. women cant see water = women cant form an identity and see whats right in front of them in the simplest way - their beauty and who they are

Water isn't wet 

Water is not wet before you jump I. The pool are you wet or dry? You are dry. When you jump in the pool and your body is fully submerged underwater can you really tell whether or not you're wet? No you are not wet til you get out the pool and oxygen hits your body then you are wet
Water isn't wet brush yes it is says who says me we aren't gonna argue bout this shit right niw

Water won't go clear 

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".
"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."
Water won't go clear by dydock December 4, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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