"Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)

When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...

Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"

Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!

Don't make me snap my fingers by Juango May 30, 2013

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don’t cap for the snap

don’t lie for people to see on snapchat or to look like a better person for people on snapchat

Kate: posts on storyi’m actually a really nice girl if you get to know me
Dan: don’t cap for the snap 😭

don’t cap for the snap by kmxd May 19, 2020

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but didn’t snape

a phrase antis use mostly when they see good snape content with good engagement because for some reason, it is apparently, bothersome. they use this to point out snape’s flaws and mistakes as if his stans aren’t already aware of this even if it is completely unrelated to the topic

stan: severus snape was a morally grey character
anti: BUT DIDN’T SNAPE—?!?!1?1

but didn’t snape by controsevy June 29, 2022

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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