T-park 

verb - To throw a fit and promise to quit posting on an internet message board, then fail to do so while hiding behind the administrator's skirt. Repeatedly. Very similar to how lottery winners wind up blowing their windfalls and living in the same trailer park they originated from.

"Bishop81 keeps t-parking this forum. I wish the mods would just ban him already!"

T-park by Spursfans September 15, 2006

T-park 

A Trailer park

Andrew lives in a t-park.

T-park by Ape December 15, 2002

Don't park me. 

To control someone's success.

Boss- I'm lowering your commission. You're making too much money.

Salesman - Don't park me. I quit.

Don't park me. by Ebullient Gideon October 16, 2011

t in the park 

a music festival in the uk. the best 2 days i've spent in a scottish field ever.

t in the park - 50 gigs rolled into 1

t in the park by chelsea dagger November 5, 2006

T in the park 

Non-derogatory euphemism for gay. Started during T in the park 2009 when a bunch of American tourists in the UK misunderstood some Scotsmen who announced their intention to attend together.

"Those two are a bit 'T in the park' wouldn't you say?"

T in the park by johnnyaction14 August 5, 2009

T Block (Tinley park)

The most ghetto town in North America, overrun by thugs and ridden with crime. Notorious rappers like Lil JJ originate from T-block. What was once the nicest place to raise your kids in the world is now the easiest place to get shot in the world. T-block is where hopes and dreams go to die. Even tho it looks nice you will have crimes committed on you. At night, drunk dragracers seek out lil kids. There are no white people in T-block. T-block is home to notorious gangs and rappers and other notorious ghetto stuff. The police in T-block are corrupt and they are owned by the cartel.

Did you hear lil JJ got shot in T Block (Tinley Park)?
Yes, (I did).

T Block (Tinley park) by Boney A December 22, 2025

this isn't where I parked my car 

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

this isn't where I parked my car by ginger87 March 8, 2010