t baged

When someone has plopped their testicles on another person's face.

Steve t baged Ted because he was passed out drunk.

by GoldenEagle August 27, 2006

t baged

to dip male balls in a girls mouth!

i t baged my girlfriend last night!

by cooner July 15, 2006

t baged

the act of putting your balls in someones mouth

Kid 1 "yo I just t baged Chris Tracy and he woke up and broke my fingers"

Kid 2 "sucks..."

by gifford700 June 16, 2007

t baged

1-Disgruntled Male Cooks dip their sac in what ever food they have to remake because some moronic guest doesn't know what they want or what they are talking about.
2- cooks whom flavor their collegues/bosses drinks with their sac.

I just t baged this guys soup. He's a real jerk.

by ChefScrappy November 22, 2006

Wiz on a T'd bagel

Cheez wiz spread on a toasted bagel. Originally invented by JGB circa 1980's.

What do you want for lunch?

I'll have wiz on a T'd bagel, please.

by The "Big Guy" Brown January 28, 2019

tbaged

When a man's penis is worshipped by many men and women, and in an act of submission they sever their own genitalia and offer it in a ceremony where in which it is burned on an alter made of picture frames, Wheaties, Men's Health Magazines, and blue whales.

R.J. was tbaged today in Cambodia. It was a massive ceremony and the alter could be seen from Greece. The odor travelled across the pacific and made home in California. His penis is said to bring about peace and great fortune. They'll need it.

by Cuttysark711 October 20, 2012