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Commonly Misplelled stfu
me - omg syfu
someone - omg whats syfu?
me - lmao stfu
Syfu by Falcone` October 4, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
w3b: ghost you noob!
Gh0s7: syfu walter!
w3b: omg lol! syfu!
syfu by Gh0s7 October 4, 2005
Related Words
Syfu • syfuiio • syful • SYFUMAWIFY • Syfur
A: We lose because of you.
B: Yee.
A: syfu!
syfu by yuihinisme November 20, 2015
Jason: I need more of that KFC
Roy: Syfu nigga
syfu by Newgroundsmoment July 12, 2022

SYFUMAWIFY 

Acronym for "STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS WHILE I'M FUCKING YOU"
Originates from the band Messengers from the Sexual Frontier
"Thurman Jane, you know I'll always love you
I'll do anything you want me to do
Whether it be sex for money
Thurman, you'll always be my honey!
Whaddya want me to do, Thurman?!
AHHH
WHADDYA WANT ME TO DO?!
AH WANT YOU TO
STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS WHILE I'M FUCKIN' YOU
SYFUMAWIFY"
SYFUMAWIFY by Kate Castillo December 29, 2005
The Indian guy who thinks he's got swag but he's really just an Indian. Syfurs are typically assholes and rejects. But damn, they have nice bodies.
Syfur is the biggest tool ever. Hot though.
Syfur by chidqueeta November 4, 2010
Slip your finger up it, I’m obese
Hey
Syfuiio
Oh I only date skinny women
syfuiio by RealDICtionaryMan March 27, 2021
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