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Shaabani 

Another term for getting screwed over or being really bad at something.

Can be used while gaming or in a corporate environment.
Often used in Rocket League to smack talk the other team when you score.
“Dude, you just got Shaabani’d”
“Sorry I’m late. Traffic really Shaabani’d me.”
“I really Shaabani’d that presentation
“I’ll try to be there if I don’t get Shaabani’d on this project
“I got Shaabani’d on my performance review.
Shaabani by ToxicBoss February 9, 2023
The epitome of pride. Shaabans are perfect at everything they do. They are the chosen people.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.

*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.

Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.

**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.
Wow! That performance was just perfect! She must be a Shaaban.
Shaaban by zBumblebee July 4, 2011

syaabani 

Based on the eight month of the Islamic calendar ,these people tend to be an extrovert and loud. Fueled with energy, they're excel in literature and performing arts. Have a tendency to be prideful.
"How is he so energized? "
"He's a Syaabani, the fuck did you expect? "
syaabani by Lilbiatch March 25, 2018
Abbreviation for ”Shut Your Ass Up Bitch Ass Nigga”. Mainly used on internet chatting platform such as discord and valorant.
Skrep: nigga ur mom is so fat!
Herp: Syauban!
syauban by PUSSIDONYM July 16, 2023

Ahmed Shaaban Ismail Gad Ismail Haroon 

This man is the goat. He is short but he has wavy hair and failed 2 years. I love him. He will stay my pookie bear forever
Hey have you seen Ahmed shaaban Ismail gad Ismail Haroon?
Nah he's hanging out with lara