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sword fights

Where you get two dicks and do a sword fight.
Yo you wanna have a couple sword fights with me?

Sword Fights on the Heights 

A roblox game with too many fucking tryhards and lifeless ppl.
Person 1: Do you play Sword Fights on the Heights?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Fuck you tryhard.

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS 

Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .
Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that

Senior Sword Fight 

The process when two seniors swordfight with their penis
Look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom
Senior Sword Fight by Mc trippin January 10, 2017

Chatroulette Sword Fight 

When two men, both Jerking themselves off, come upon each other on Chatroulette and keep Jerking off.
Buck: Dude, I was Jerking off all last night on Chatroulette, but every dude I came upon never clicked Next and I didn't want to, so we sat there just watching each other beat it.

Spen: Sounds like you were in a major Chatroulette Sword Fight

flaccid sword fight 

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.
Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!
flaccid sword fight by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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