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Swongst -

Mood swings but like specifically angsty
Swongster -

Someone who is regularly Swongst
"Hey man why you so swongst?"
"My period makes me swongsty."
"Why you so angsty all the time. - I'm not I'm just a swongster MOM!!"
swongst by MilkQuazar March 22, 2022
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SwoogStrat 

A well defined and thought out strategy in any first run in a video game that will 95.99% of the time lead to a RIPRun.
OR
A deviation on a standard strategy during a speedrun that will most likely cause the player to reset.
Eswoogi attempted to use SwoogStrat and very predictably, got the game over screen.
SwoogStrat by Gherit_ November 6, 2016
Swongs: they are one thing.
Peter: Dude, wtf are swongs? People are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
Josh: Swongs. They are one thing.
swongs by Fiksdal October 23, 2007
internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).
If you play enough Poker you're going to experience the swongs.
Swongs by **champ** February 17, 2009
That which is one thing; not pertaining to multiple objects.
Swongs are one thing.
Swongs by Onething October 7, 2007

Songstipated 

The occurrence of one getting a song involuntarily stuck in their head much in the same way that one, at times, has an unwieldy turd lodged in their anal cavity.
Person 1: “Bro, could you please stop humming Baby Shark?”

Person 2: “Bro, I can’t. I would, bro, but I’m songstipated.”
Songstipated by Wordzard February 13, 2023