Swongs

internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).

If you play enough Poker you're going to experience the swongs.

by **champ** February 17, 2009

Swongs

That which is one thing; not pertaining to multiple objects.

Swongs are one thing.

by Onething September 23, 2007

swongs

Swongs: they are one thing.

Peter: Dude, wtf are swongs? People are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
Josh: Swongs. They are one thing.

by Fiksdal October 07, 2007

Swong

Archaic form of swung or swang.

Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.

by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

Swong

Swong = Smoke Weed song. Song which would be perfect while smoking weed. A very calm and relaxing song. Eg. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People, Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers

Dude, this swong is awesome!!

by superoc January 05, 2012

Swonging

The act in which a boy manipulates his pubic hair with his own semen.

Dude, What r u doing
I'm swonging man, jeez
Oh, sweet

by mr tukka June 06, 2009

swong

v. to go crazy, to go berko

n. 16 year old girl who is a highly trained assassin

v. "ill go all swong on you!"

n. "what the heck? swong? you rated wade 10/10 on hot or not?"

by wadey August 02, 2004