swongs

Swongs: they are one thing.

Peter: Dude, wtf are swongs? People are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
Josh: Swongs. They are one thing.

by Fiksdal October 23, 2007

Swongs

internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).

If you play enough Poker you're going to experience the swongs.

by **champ** February 17, 2009

Swongs

That which is one thing; not pertaining to multiple objects.

Swongs are one thing.

by Onething October 7, 2007

Angel Songs

The singing of Real Angels.

Whenever I was Really, Really sick as a child, I heard Angel Songs! The Angel Songs were Very Comforting!

by Starchylde July 26, 2016

Swingset

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

SwoogStrat

A well defined and thought out strategy in any first run in a video game that will 95.99% of the time lead to a RIPRun.
OR
A deviation on a standard strategy during a speedrun that will most likely cause the player to reset.

Eswoogi attempted to use SwoogStrat and very predictably, got the game over screen.

by Gherit_ November 6, 2016

filler songs

"Cookie-cutter" songs used to fill time or pad an album around the two or three hits.

While the lyrics might be good the music itself lacks substance. Filler songs will never be on a greatest hits record down the road. Not even as a joke.

"I wish I could return this CD I bought - it's all filler songs."

by SnobArtist November 21, 2013