swolecel

Swole, but somehow, like some freak of nature, still celibate.

Look at that dude over there. How fucking jacked he is. Still, never gets laid. Poor guy, must be a swolecel.

by cyph3r_cunt February 6, 2023

swolechella

Getting ripped, buff and/or swole specifically because of the music festival, coachella.

I'm trying to get swolechella broski
Are you getting swolechella too?!

by Selvino88 March 6, 2014