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Switched up 

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy
Damn tony switched up on me for jackson
Switched up by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018

switched up 

When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.
Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.

SWITCHED up 

To be under the influence of alcohol, and to be high on marijuana.
Bro I’m so switched up right now
SWITCHED up by Cooonhunbttee March 28, 2019

stitched up 

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
stitched up by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016

I’ve stitched my bumhole up 

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.
John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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