swatsman

An idiot or dumb person

You're a swatsman for saying that stupid pick-up line.

by mechelle gregory September 22, 2005

The Swatman Strangler

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011

slatsman

An absolute fucking cunt.

I was gonna buy this football shirt off someone on Instagram but Slatsman.

by SlatsmanTheMan September 9, 2019

swatman

Usually a dickhead that does anything you tell them to. Very attracted to dumb ugly skets. The ultimate wannabe chav.

person1: is swatman gay?
person2: yeah he is.

by tossoffdossoff May 23, 2012