swatsman 

An idiot or dumb person

You're a swatsman for saying that stupid pick-up line.

swatsman by mechelle gregory September 22, 2005

The Swatman Strangler 

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

The Swatman Strangler by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011

slatsman 

An absolute fucking cunt.

I was gonna buy this football shirt off someone on Instagram but Slatsman.

slatsman by SlatsmanTheMan September 9, 2019

swatman 

Usually a dickhead that does anything you tell them to. Very attracted to dumb ugly skets. The ultimate wannabe chav.

person1: is swatman gay?
person2: yeah he is.

swatman by tossoffdossoff May 23, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019