An upscale form of duck butter, said to
contain fewer calories than than the
original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!
contain fewer calories than than the
original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!
The ambassador dined on quail eggs and
imported crackers smeared heavily with
fragrant swan margerine.
imported crackers smeared heavily with
fragrant swan margerine.
by Kleetus Kirklen, esq. August 14, 2004