A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.
Man that dudeEdward Malone has swamp-ass, I heard he doesn't shower in weeks.
A fat man's hairy ass. The Swamp is usually not washed for days and therefore has a "swampy" reference when described. depending on how long it has been since the fat man has washed his swamp, there may be forms of life adapting to their new "swampy" environment. One does not have to neccesarily be fat to adapt a swamp, but the extra fat and ass space will allow for more wilderness to grow upon ones anal environment. Caution: the swamp may become thicker and much harder to navigate as one becomes closer to the anal cavity or around the Gooch area.
damn, that guy in front of us has swamp-ass. i can practically see the fumes.
Swamp ass can occur during periods of intense physical activity. It is a condition where your ass becomes sweaty giving you the feeling that your ass is actually in a swamp. If not treated swamp ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.
Man what a good workout, it gave me a mean case of swamp ass.
A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example:
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing analflora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.