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suture self 

a term for removing one’s own stitches / also applies to stitching one’s own wounds, a less common occurrence than the removal of one's own sutures that were sown in by a healthcare professional
With no universal healthcare, you get a lot of suture self procedures taking place.
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Suuuper sex! 

There was once an amorous older lady who was flashing an old man yelling "Suuuper sex!" Looking up at her, he says "I'll just wait for the soup, thanks."
Suuuper sex! by I, Wreckerrr December 5, 2020
Shoof the suuuper fee over there
suuuper by Arzt December 2, 2010
The process of joining two surfaces or edges together along a line by or as if by sewing.
The material, such as thread, gut, or wire, that is used in this procedure.
The line or stitch so formed.
a stitch made with a suture,
a strand or fiber used to sew parts of the living body, the act or process of sewing with sutures.
suture by Childsplay_@hotmail.com February 1, 2006
Used to express that the speaker of the 'sure call' doubts that a statement made by a person who he/she is talking to is truthful. often used in an elongated and loud tone, the longer and louder the sure call, the more doubtful the speaker is of the validity of the claim.
-"I'm sorry i couldn't make it over to your house last night, I felt sick..."

"Suuuure! I bet you really went and hung out with your girlfriend..."
Suuuure by the sure babes July 23, 2009
Doode, i'm scuuured.
Scuured by Apul January 27, 2003